Last week Narendra Modi rescued 15000 Gujjus from Uttarakhand overnight. If LK Advani would've to rescue 15000 Sindhis from there, it would never work out because :-
- There would've been considerable delay as LK Advani would've sulked, resigned from the BJP , sulked further and then rejoined BJP upset with Modi's first mover advantage.
- Every single day of delay would increase the number of refugees as the horny sindhis would've started reproducing like rabbits.
- 15 days would've gone in just planning the menu & sourcing the food to be served to the refugees - Kulfi falooda from Kailash Parbhat , Colaba , Samosas from Guru Kripa, Sion, papads from Kalyan and sweet lassi from Bhagat Tarachand, Bhuleshwar. Sindhis will starve but never settle for anything less.
- It would've been difficult to overnight arrange for 15000 lawn mowers required to trim the one week overgrown ear and nose hair for all the refugees.
- The refugees would've refused to leave "Wadi Baba humne char dham ka paisa diya tha. Do dham abhi hi baaki hain. Pehle paisa refund karo vyaaj ke saath"
- A fight would've started between Notandas Jewellers and Charagh Din as to who would sponsor the entire campaign.
- The entire rescue would be delayed as LK Advani would have sent 80 raths instead of Toyota Innovas.
- In any case if 80 Toyota Innovas were sent, the Sindhis would've stripped them, put the spares in their bags and come and sell them at Opera house for a munaafa to recover the cost of the failed trip.
- The rescue operations would come to a standstill at sun down as everybody would start drinking their JW Black Label with half soda/half water/no ice. Cheers !
- There would've been considerable delay as LK Advani would've sulked, resigned from the BJP , sulked further and then rejoined BJP upset with Modi's first mover advantage.
- Every single day of delay would increase the number of refugees as the horny sindhis would've started reproducing like rabbits.
- 15 days would've gone in just planning the menu & sourcing the food to be served to the refugees - Kulfi falooda from Kailash Parbhat , Colaba , Samosas from Guru Kripa, Sion, papads from Kalyan and sweet lassi from Bhagat Tarachand, Bhuleshwar. Sindhis will starve but never settle for anything less.
- It would've been difficult to overnight arrange for 15000 lawn mowers required to trim the one week overgrown ear and nose hair for all the refugees.
- The refugees would've refused to leave "Wadi Baba humne char dham ka paisa diya tha. Do dham abhi hi baaki hain. Pehle paisa refund karo vyaaj ke saath"
- A fight would've started between Notandas Jewellers and Charagh Din as to who would sponsor the entire campaign.
- The entire rescue would be delayed as LK Advani would have sent 80 raths instead of Toyota Innovas.
- In any case if 80 Toyota Innovas were sent, the Sindhis would've stripped them, put the spares in their bags and come and sell them at Opera house for a munaafa to recover the cost of the failed trip.
- The rescue operations would come to a standstill at sun down as everybody would start drinking their JW Black Label with half soda/half water/no ice. Cheers !
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