My dad went to Jaihind College, I went to Jaihind College and now both my children will also go to Jaihind College ~ SINDHI PARAMPARA !! And happy that one child has taken Sindhi as her 2nd language ! And even happier that the fees for her entire year of education is Rs. 950/= !! * wipes the khushi ke asoon from his eyes * ! My life is complete. I am going to the Himalayas and we will be back when they are ready to get married in Sun-n-Sand Hotel to a nice Sindhi boy..
Here are 10 benefits of sending your kids to a Sindhi College :
1. All kids look fresh and healthy (khaate-peete ghar ke bacche)
2. Probability of finding a Sindhi spouse for your kid increases exponentially.
3. Your kid will never go hungry. Someone in class will always be carrying extra 'Kokis'
4. Your kid will never go thirsty. Someone in class will always be carrying a bottle of JW Black label (bought from Sahar Airport (pre-booked))
5. Kids will have similar issues to discuss - excessive hair growth, gastric problems, gold prices, Zara sale.
6. Kids start appreciating finer things in life early like poker, single malts, diamond solitaires and how to make free fresh lime water from ingredients available on a restaurant table.
7. Nobody makes jokes on Ulhasnagar Haang Kaang & papads but everybody makes jokes on Gujjus and their theplas.
8. All kids are excellent in maths especially in those problems involving money lending interest rates and money conversion rates.
9. Your kids learn Sindhi expletives which have so much more depth and punch than English and Hindi ones e.g. 'Lakh Laanat Ti'
10. Your kid gets an extra holiday every year - Cheti-Chand
Here are 10 benefits of sending your kids to a Sindhi College :
1. All kids look fresh and healthy (khaate-peete ghar ke bacche)
2. Probability of finding a Sindhi spouse for your kid increases exponentially.
3. Your kid will never go hungry. Someone in class will always be carrying extra 'Kokis'
4. Your kid will never go thirsty. Someone in class will always be carrying a bottle of JW Black label (bought from Sahar Airport (pre-booked))
5. Kids will have similar issues to discuss - excessive hair growth, gastric problems, gold prices, Zara sale.
6. Kids start appreciating finer things in life early like poker, single malts, diamond solitaires and how to make free fresh lime water from ingredients available on a restaurant table.
7. Nobody makes jokes on Ulhasnagar Haang Kaang & papads but everybody makes jokes on Gujjus and their theplas.
8. All kids are excellent in maths especially in those problems involving money lending interest rates and money conversion rates.
9. Your kids learn Sindhi expletives which have so much more depth and punch than English and Hindi ones e.g. 'Lakh Laanat Ti'
10. Your kid gets an extra holiday every year - Cheti-Chand
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