: A Goan becomes India's Defence minister. This is what we should expect :
- Code names for covert military operations will now have names like - Operation Brittos, Operation Club Cabana, Operation Lucky Star, etc
- All armed forces will shut shop and sleep from 1 pm to 6 pm everyday - whatever happens !
- All armed personnel will have to compulsory make fake tattoos on their arms with that dirty black ink which spoils all your clothes
- Cashew Feni & Kings Beer will be available free at all military posts including Siachen Glacier
- India will not fight any war from October to May when all the beach shacks are open and in business
- India will exit from Siachen and instead try to take over Karachi beach and any other beach which Pakistan has.
- Armed forces who are shifting from one military camp to another will now have to pay exorbitant taxi charges (approx Rs. 500/= per km)
- Military training will include beach paragliding, jet skiing, dolphin spotting & riding a banana boat for 20 mins without falling off..
- Regiment names will changed e.g. from Sikh Regiment, Gurkha Regiment etc to Candolim Regiment, Anjuna Regiment, etc. Baga Regiment will be the most crowded - full of North Indians.
- There will be no Army, Navy & Air Force. It will simply be called 'North' Armed Forces & 'South' Armed Forces henceforth
Phew !
