Friday, 16 August 2013

Boobs ! Breasts ! Boom !

Terror group Al-Qaida is plotting attacks on Heathrow Airport using women suicide bombers with explosives concealed in breast implants. My views :

- For once Al-Qaida have united all men-folk across religions! One thing we love most about women & these terrorists plan to blow them up ?? Rascals !

- Why to use females with big boobs when clearly they can use Punjabi men with bigger boobs ??

- Will the bar Hooters now be renamed Shooters ?

- The trigger in these boobie bombs will be in the bra hooks. Bomb diffusal squads which comprise men will have no clue on how to open/diffuse them

- Another dilemma these squads will face - To cut the red bra strap or blue bra strap ?

- What if only one boob explodes - does she get a refund or can she sue her doctor or does she go to hell?

- The Chemical formula for these bombs be 32B + 2(RDX) + C4 ----> 38D + BOOM !

- It will be a double whammy for these female terrorists when they die and go to heaven as none of the 72 male virgin would want to touch a female without boobs

- Some of the proposed names for these terror groups - Lashkar-e-Babblay , Hizboobs Mujahideen, Harkat-E-Mammay

- The next 'Die Hard' movie edition will star Bruce Willis on a wheelchair sitting in Immigration Dept at JFK airport just fondling boobs of females and screaming Yippie kaiye Mother fucker !