The awesome super cool Supreme Court has ruled that Dance Bars can re-open in Mumbai. Hurrah ! Some benefits of reopening Dance Bars in Mumbai :-
- At least now you know a sure shot place where to get change of your 100 Rupee note.
- Complacent Girlfriends and Wives will now have to raise their game with their figures and dance moves
- New Generation will now know that TOPAZ is not just a blue colored gemstone
- Dance bars can rent out their venues on slow nights for other functions like mundan, Mata ki Chowki, standup comedy nights, poetry reading, divorce ceremonies, etc.
- Bachelor parties will once again regain their lost glory
- Bollywood Choreographers now know where to find good dancers in case of a sudden film shoot.
- Songs like Babli, Munni, Chameli, etc will finally find their true home rather than loitering around in wedding sangeet functions and kiddie birthday parties.
- At least now you know where to find your local cop / politician / goonda / husband in the night in case of an emergency
- At least now you know a sure shot place where to get change of your 100 Rupee note.
- Complacent Girlfriends and Wives will now have to raise their game with their figures and dance moves
- New Generation will now know that TOPAZ is not just a blue colored gemstone
- Dance bars can rent out their venues on slow nights for other functions like mundan, Mata ki Chowki, standup comedy nights, poetry reading, divorce ceremonies, etc.
- Bachelor parties will once again regain their lost glory
- Bollywood Choreographers now know where to find good dancers in case of a sudden film shoot.
- Songs like Babli, Munni, Chameli, etc will finally find their true home rather than loitering around in wedding sangeet functions and kiddie birthday parties.
- At least now you know where to find your local cop / politician / goonda / husband in the night in case of an emergency
